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jaketheherodog:

Marcy I think we both know the answer to that

❝But this TOTALLY
puts the icing on the cake.❞

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# jaketheherodog # ;ic. # ;budddyyyy.

{ＪＡＫＥ}:

*Jake jumped in fear at the sound of the vampire’s voice* Marcy? It’s the middle of the night. What are you doing here?

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❝– Looking for Daryl. Duhhh.❞

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic. # ; ayy thur buddy

_{[ Jake ]}

Wh- oh hehe good one Marcy, one bacon pancake coming right up!

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_{❝– Good Glob it smells amazing.❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic. # ; ugh I'll queue you!

_{[ Jake ]}

Hehehe *blushes*, I could make you some too if ya want Marcy. I could add some red dye to the pancake mix.

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_{❝– You know me so well! Don’t forget
those tiny tiny people… Ha, I’m kidding.❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic. # ; gotta love jake tho! # ; ugh I'll queue you!

_{[ Jake ]}

Jake was singing and dancing (shaking his booty) while making some bacon pancakes. “Bacon pancakes makin’ ba- Marcy when the hotdog did you get here!”

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_{– Just in time, I see. Breakfast, and a show.

Marcy chuckled, adjusting herself at the
window she’d been sitting comfortably at
No surprise, though. Every one knows she
likes to spy on these two.}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic. # ; hi yes hello friend # ; now I want some bacon oml # ; dammit jake

_{[ jaketheherodog ]}

Jake picked up his beloved viola and played to the best of his ability.
“Wadda ya think of that Marcy?”

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_{❝ —- pretty good, man! I didn’t think you
had it in you! is that all you or did
you have some help? ❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic.

_{[ jaketheherodog ]}

Anyway, moving on swiftly wanna jam out dude I’ve stepped up my game big time

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_{❝ —- haha, is that so? well then.
show me what'cha got, dude. ❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic.

_{[ jaketheherodog ]}

Yeah dude that’s totally what I meant. [eyes start darting side to side]

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_{❝ —- sure it is, bro.
haha, sure it is. ❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic.

jaketheherodog:

Yeah, I always know I’ve eaten a pineapple in my everything burrito because it has the same effect as a cats litter box. (Don’t ask me how I know that)

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_{❝ —- I’m just gonna pretend you didn’t say
that and assume it’s another way of
saying pop rocks or something. ❞}

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# jaketheherodog # ; ic. # ; haha holy cow.

+ gorillazbassist kartxffel xbratty
thekiwiprince kyxzo jaketheherodog

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_{❝ —- do pineapples make your tongue
feel like sandpaper or what? ❞}

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# gorillazbassist # kartxffel # xbratty # thekiwiprince # kyxzo # jaketheherodog # ; and anyone else that followed. # ; cause there's too many to tag eyyy. # ; also hi. # ; ic.

Rule book; First off, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to even open this. I really do appreciate it. I'm just going to list a few things that I do not want any part of/wish you would keep away from me/etc.

First off: DO NOT STEAL MY ICONS, MY GRAPHICS, MY BG, DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM MY BLOG.

not

here

The mun is 21, but refuses to roleplay smut whatsoever on this blog. Mainly because I have trust issues.

No god-modding. My muse is my own— so-to-speak— and I’m playing them as I please, and it’s not your place to determine what move my muse makes next— or any word my muse speaks next.

Do not force any ships on me. If I don’t want to ship Shego with your muse— I won’t. I wouldn’t do that to you, so I expect that you respect my decisions as I would yours, and there's gotta be chemistry. There's no jumping into things.

I may take a while to reply— I have other role-play blogs, like Redstarved where I already have over 40 drafts hahaaaa— so a reminder is totally fine just in case. But, please no more than one reminder, and don’t do it every time it’s my turn. I do have other people waiting, you have to wait your turn. Or maybe I’m just not in the mood for that thread, or I just don’t wanna role play at all.

do not attack me.

»> Please don’t send me starters in my ask.

Please do noooooot do not do not do not keep sending me starters if I haven’t gotten to your reply/starter yet. I’m not ignoring you! Like I said before, I have a lot of replies to do. So please do not keeping blowing up my askbox and please don’t keep retyping your reply if I haven’t gotten to it yet. ALSO, I tend to post a lot of starter posts, I know. That’s because there’s a lot of people I haven’t interacted with yet. If I have up to two threads with you already, please don’t like for another one. It just adds up, yanno? And as much as I hate it, I will ignore if you do so. We already have up to two threads, if you wish to drop one and start something new, please let me know first. I hope that makes sense lmao.

Do not like my starter posts if you aren't ever going to reply to my starters.

Following/unfollowing; Please do not take any of this seriously. I mean yes take it seriously because I'm not joking around, but please don't get your feelings hurt over it because I promise I'm not trying to be a douche canoe.

Even though I’m semi-selective on this blog, I’m not exactly picky. I’ll more than likely follow you back. But that doesn’t mean I’ll role-play with EVERYONE. I want to be able to keep things simple and sweet, not all over the place like Redstarved. Not that it’s a bad thing— just a lot of stuff going on. So, if you have no information whatsoever regarding your character or OC, and I have no interest in them, I won’t want to start a thread right away. But— don’t think I won’t follow you cause I hate you— I promise I don’t hate you.

One thing I can’t stand is un-trimmed posts. If you don’t trim them, and it gets to the point of having to scroll through my phone/computer for 5 minutes before finally passing your thread, I’ll just unfollow you. It’s very simple to trim them through your phone too, if you don’t have a computer.

If you don’t tag anything. And I mean anything at all. I work at a hotel— front desk at that- and scrolling through the dash and seeing NSFW pop up isn’t fun when you’ve got people walking up behind you. If you don’t tag your stuff, I’ll unfollow you.

We all post out of character stuff, it’s fine. I don’t mind it, I shouldn’t mind it since it’s your blog, and I do it as well. But if that’s all you post, and it doesn’t even seem like a role play blog, I’m gonna unfollow you in order to keep my dash clean.

I don’t follow personals.

ETC.;

Anon hate isn’t welcome. Just one, and I take off the anon option for as long as I want— with no warning.

I don’t role play through asks. Any ask starters will just be copied and pasted in a new post, and I’ll tag you in it.

Please try and tag me in a post by using the @ feature if you really want me to see something/your starter. This is because I won’t always see your tag for some reason. :/

I don’t usually do ask memes.

I don’t accept magic!anons.

If you don’t like what I do or how I run things, let me know, but I more than likely won’t change it if it makes me comfortable. Just unfollow me if you wish.

I don’t mind if you want to write a short reply if I write a long one. ^ 3^

►If I come across anything else that I feel like I should post, I’ll put it here and let you know. Thanks for taking the time to read this.◄;

Hi yes hello, & if you're reading this, why are you here like I'm pretty sure u don't wanna read about a big dumb like me lololol. hi yes my name is Braylie & I also go by Bray. I'm a 21 year old southern belle disguised as a hippie mermaid hybrid whatever. I'm from Alabama & moved to Atlanta literally like a day after i graduated lol. Can you even imagine the change?? I've been roleplaying since myspace, & stopped around 2012 bc of a lot of bullshit I was going through, & what brought me back [starting on tumblr] was the Lorax-- Well, ONCELER-- fandom. Lol don't judge me. I really love editing & stuff & I've been doing that since I was in middle school. However, that's actually not what I want to do with my life in the future. I really wanna be a tattoo artist. That's been a dream of mine for quite some time now. Ummmm... I change my hair color a lot??

x ; c o n t a c t + m e ;;
Due to the issue I have with people adding me on skype & refusing to tell me who they are, I won't be posting it. Just shoot me an ask & I'd be extremely happy to share it with you.